the village buzz

in trying out the helio drift phone, i have been running under an assumed phone number. it’s really wild what happens when you assume someone’s old phone number. you kinda see where they are coming from.

after one day of having this different number, i have gotten calls from several creditors, and a slew of booty calls and booty texts. it seems as though whenever i pick up someone’s old number, they are usually behind on their bills, and promiscuous.

one of the more interesting texts i got went like this..

“is HE gone yet?”

usually, when people capitalize “He” .. it means they are talking about god or jesus. but when BOTH letters are capitalized, it usually means HE as in “the other guy that you are knocking boots with.. and are probably married to…”

so, i text back..

“this is not who you think… this is a dude..”

thinking that if he has called this girl in the past few days, he would know that her number is no longer her number..

nope..

“quit playin ill be up there”

so, i think..

i could explain..

OR..

i could have some fun with this guy.. maybe get him a little face to face time with HIM..

so, i pecked out..

“waiting….”