punch in the presence of the passenjare!
before i was so rudely interrupted by some wussy server issues, i was talking about the train ride i took in the middle of ohio. when you get on the train, there is a real live engineer and a real live ticket lady in there.
on the trip back, it was a crazy! most of the folks who were up there were REAL SNOOTY. they were the kind of folks who like to talk to each other REAL LOUD. most of their conversations tightly revolved around how rich and powerful they were. we were out in the open, you could order beers in the great oudoors and everything.. yet most of these guys were talking REALLY LOUD on their cell phones.
anyway. on the way back, we got stuck with a bunch of these guys. after a few minutes, it turned out the some people go on the wrong train, and it had to go back to the station. the whole way, these grown men were whining their asses off about how they were gonna be late for some meeeting about how important and rich they were. what a mess!
i would have been annoyed if i wasn’t so amused.
July 28th, 2006 at 7:57 am
mm mm mm mm mm, women in uniform. HAWT.
July 28th, 2006 at 9:55 am
Guess how far I can throw a rich assholes cell phone . . . or even better . . . guess the combined distance of all the assholes’ cell phones being tossed in the wilderness?
Give up?
First you need to know the total amount of assholes on the train then estimate if they only had business cells and/or cell phones to stay in touch with their nannies, mistresses or Phillipino Ladyboys, then add the assholes and the phones . . . wait . . . this is getting to complicated . . . how about this question.
How many punches would it take for me to knock all of them out at one time when they whined and complained?
All I can think of here is “Trading Places” and the gorilla.